Sorry, I don't feel like writing paragraphs about Yours Truly. Instead, feast on my dossier of answered questions from heavily-spammed emails from years ago.

Full Name: Jerome Paul Grondin

Date of Birth: January 11, 1979

Place of Birth: Some place in Nashua, NH

Current Address: Keene, NH

Gender: I'm a hot 18-year-old girl with a webcam! Join now! Oh, wait, I'm a male in his 20's. Sorry.

Race: Caucasian

Eye Color: Blue. They're also myopic (bonus! =P).

Hair Color: Brown. Also a big friggin' mess. I totally could rock out with the white man's wavy fro if I let it grow enough.

Height: 5' 8" (~173 cm)

Weight: about 150 lbs (~68 kg)

Family: I live alone. However, I do have a mother and father (wow) (divorced), one sister, a good size extended family

Pets: A fat tiger cat and a bichon frisé live at my mother's.

Default Dress Code: Jeans and a striped or plain colored short-sleeved shirt. Add an unbuttoned flannel if it's cold wherever I am.

Shoe Size: 9 1/2, wide shoes preferred

College: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute

Major: Information Technology (concentration in Psychology)

Degree: Bachelor's

Set of Wheels: 2003 Ford Focus SE Comfort sedan. Sangria red exterior, grey cloth interior. It's pretty sweet, especailly with the built-in mp3 cd player and all. And let's not get started on the pen holder! Woo!

Known Interests: Visit my site often enough and you should be able to figure them out.

Things I Hate: The word "uber," bats (rabies with wings), televised operations involving blood (*shudder*), Radiohead and their derivitive bands, biased review sites and news sites, liars, incompetence, ignorance, mushrooms, asparagus, liver, black flies, Lifetime, people in general... Shit, maybe I should go onto the next question before this becomes a rant!

Things I Suck At: Basketball, Checkers, driving, things involving mechanical skill, understanding the physics of magnetism and electricity, getting a "real" job.

Sports Teams Followed: Pittsburgh Penguins (NHL), RPI Engineers at times (ECAC Division I hockey), and whoever happens to be on my Fantasy Football team(s) this year (NFL).

Sports That Rock to Play: Frisbee, badminton, bowling (drunk?), Frisbee golf, normal golf, "freestyle walking"

Fave Music: Modern rock-type stuff that was popular when I was between the ages of 16 and 24, female-fronted rock/goth bands such as Garbage, Evanescence, and Lacuna Coil. Some interest in ska and techno, and hot crazy bitches like Poe and Fiona Apple. Not Tori Amos or Bjork, though. No pop. Very little rap. No country.

Fave Song: n/a

Fave TV Shows: I don't have cable! I have some links to the right if you wanna see what I used to watch regularly before I put myself in this "predicament."

Fave Movies: Movies that mess with your head, such as Fight Club, The Devil's Advocate, The Usual Suspects, etc. Movies I have to watch when they come on TV include The Princess Bride, Office Space, The Mummy, The Matrix, maybe a couple others. Stuff involving medieval warfare (i.e., Braveheart and/or The Gladiator) tend to rank high as well.

Fave Actor/Actress: No real preference. As long as the movie doesn't suck, I don't care much about an individual actor's skills. Though I think I have a subconscious crush on Milla Jovovich...

Fave Book: Not a bookworm, sorry.

Fave Author: Can't answer this. See above.

Fave Board Game: n/a

Fave Card Game: Er... cards kick ass. Ever play Mille Bornes? That's a winner.

Fave Ice Cream: Pretty much anything that doesn't contain coffee in it. Or is called "rum raisin." Or "frozen pudding." Creamsickle = yummy.

Fave Soda: Whatever I can mix alcohol with. ;) Pepsi is better than Coke. Barg's makes the best root beer. I can't do the caffeine-riddled shit like Mountain Dew.

Fave Food: Anything my mom makes. 'Peta, Baby!

Fave Beer: Probably Sam Adams. Maybe Corona, since I can't really pound down the Sam's and hope to get drunk. Other good ones are Rolling Rock, Labatt Blue, Molson Canadian...

Fave Alcohol: Eh... not sure, but I know what I don't like: drinks with Kaluha. Drinks with lots of Irish cream are pretty gross, too. Chris's "special screwdrivers," on the other hand... :)

Croutons or Bacon Bits: Bacon bits, no doubt. Croutons don't taste good at all.

Prefered Salad Dressing: Italian

Future Plans: I always have geocaching goals to reach. I'd like to do more travelling, preferably not alone, though. Egypt would be a neat place to visit when it isn't bloodshed season.

How to Contact: Check the sidebar to the left.

Other Web Projects: Nothing that I intend to update ever again. The old ATG is still up, as well as parts of my outdated Garbage site. That's about it.